You might be a Newfie Jedi if ......

You ever heard the phrase,"May the force be witt ya by'."

Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.

You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.

You have ever eaten bottled Ewok.

You have a Newfoundland Dog painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You have ever used a land-speeder to get away from wildlife officers.

The best part of spending time on Dagobah is the great weather.

Even C3-PO cannot understand what you are saying.

Chewbacca is the lead dog of your dog sled team.

You were the only person drinking Newfie Screech during the catina scene.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with snowmobile skis.

You think Brian Tobin and Andy Wells are part of the Dark Side of The Force.

You have a trailer hitch on the back of your land speeder for hauling your trailer to gravel pits.

Your father says to you, "Come on my son, come on over 'ere to the dark side and have a Black Horse witt yer old man."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to scare off mosquitoes on May 24 weekend.

You have ever used the Millennium Falcon to smuggle booze and cigarettes from St. Pierre.

Both wings of your x-wing are done over with sheet metal, rivets, and are covered with polybond.

You have used Jedi mind tricks to help you drag off friends from the Sundance and Breezeway.

You have ever used the force to convince Human Recources Canada Officers to give you unemployment insurance checks.

If you hear...."Luke, I am your father....tell me what the hell your mother's gettin' on with by'?"

Robert Lilley